diet for people under stress

This was forwarded by our friend Peter Squire...

To help you with your New Years Resolutions, here is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the stress that builds during the day.

 BREAKFAST

• 1 grapefruit
• 1 slice whole-wheat toast
• 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

• small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
• herbal tea
• 1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA

• The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
• 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER

• 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
• 2 loaves garlic bread
• 1 family size Supreme pizza
• 3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

• 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)